Monday, June 15, 2009

Magic Moments

This magic moment is brought to you by L.eprechaun in da' hood and lil snappy.

So, I'm having the bestest most laziest Sunday of my life, yesterday...just lounging on the couch and watching every bad movie my sleepy eyes can take in. The worst string of movies ever in life comes across the screen and I decide to watch it. Snappy and lil Snap are out running the streets, so I didn't have to worry about the cussing and of course the killing and scary @ss lookin' leprechaun.

A little ways into the film, Snappy calls me asking if we can have another couch {{enter blank face here}} We already HAVE a couch. A big ol' sectional, not to mention we have two love seats upstairs! What are we gonna do with a 4th couch, Snap? ' Well, Tay (his cousin) is moving and he doesn't need the leather love seat anymore and since originally it was my couch I want it back'. Fine. bring it in here, but we are selling it on Craigs.list!!! Hmph.

About an hour into the movie I hear the calvary arrive. Lil' Snap in all her five year old glory comes bounding in and eyes glazed over in excitement as she notices what I'm watching. In my head I'm like shyt! Now I gotta turn it off.

The Leps face is all big and scary on the screen and she is all into it talking about, Sha why is the Leprechaun going after the black people? Only white people steal his gold!!!

*DEAD*

Home girl snuggles up to me and happily tells Snap she is staying with me to watch the rest of the movie and then throws a fit when he says no, LOL!

Here I was thinking the movie would scare her and she was already a Leprechaun pro! I didn't know whether to be amazed or to shake my head....

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

I've been avoiding it....

But, I've finally turned my big panty swag on.

Yes.. sexy, I know. Even though my hips and ass were expanding I refused to stop wearing my bikini briefs, lol. I just couldn't see myself rockin' draws that I could feel rubbin on thighs!

*sigh*

In other news, I'm now big enough (3 months and 25 days left!!) so that we could tell lil snappy that I have a baby in my tummy and she gets it.

You know what else she gets? That I'm going to squeeze her little brother out my 'hoo-haa' because her stupid @ss mother falls asleep with the TV on with lil snappy in the bed! So one fateful night she woke up and watched a movie that showed ALL the fun details of a woman giving birth. Mother of the year award for that one.. **rolling my eyes**

Anywho.. so now that the cat is out the bag, lil snap is telling everyone and anyone that will listen that 'Sha is having a baby!!' Even total strangers.

{{enter blank face here}}

The other night Snappy goes to drop off lil snaps asthma medicine to her while she's at her nana's house -- the mother comes in and of course lil snap shouts for all to hear SHA'S HAVIN A BABY!!

lil snap's mom: oh really? why didn't YOU tell me that?

Snap: uhm.. because its none of your business, lol

LS mom: well, i guess this means your going to do LESS for lil snap now huh? i can't believe you!

Snap: LMAO!!!

What is wrong with people? This lady is nuts... then the icing on the cake was her saying ' well, i'm pregnant too! Really? Yes! The baby is due in February! Why do you have to lie to be a part of the conversation? Well.. I'm not pregnant now.. But I will be!

Drop kick her Jesus!!!