You embarrass me...

So....

Me and Snappy are getting hitched on Saturday.

In January I was going through a bottle of wine a week -- come December I'll be trying to figure out how to deal with chaffed nipples and booty rashes.

But, thats not the point of this blog. No ma'am... the point of this blog is that Snappy said I'm embarrassing him.

How am I doing this you might ask?

By hyphenating my last name -- instead of dropping it and completely taking his. Yes, this negro said its embarrassing for me to do that.

{{enter blank face here}}

And you know what I say? Miss me with that foolishness son!!!! Shyyttttt... I could be extra gangsta like my mom and keep my last name period, lol. But, I'm trying to be somewhat rational and I'm going to add his name on. Leave me alone about it. Hmph.

In other news, I am finally in my third (and LAST) trimester -- can someone pass the courvoisier? I'm having my second ultra sound on Friday because I've only gained .... 8 pounds my entire pregnancy.. so they wanna check on the babies weight. Now, if you know Sha Boogie, you know I ain't never had a problem putting away some food. Not now, not ever. What little man in my belly is doing with all of it, I dunno, lol. But him got people thinking I'm not eating enough!! Not to mention.... at my appointment yesterday they said I lost TWO pounds since my last appointment, which was two weeks prior. I don't know what kind of fuckery this is, but I don't want any parts of it.