But, I've finally turned my big panty swag on.Yes.. sexy, I know. Even though my hips and ass were expanding I refused to stop wearing my bikini briefs, lol. I just couldn't see myself rockin' draws that I could feel rubbin on thighs!
*sigh*
In other news, I'm now big enough (3 months and 25 days left!!) so that we could tell lil snappy that I have a baby in my tummy and she gets it.
You know what else she gets? That I'm going to squeeze her little brother out my 'hoo-haa' because her stupid @ss mother falls asleep with the TV on with lil snappy in the bed! So one fateful night she woke up and watched a movie that showed ALL the fun details of a woman giving birth. Mother of the year award for that one.. **rolling my eyes**
Anywho.. so now that the cat is out the bag, lil snap is telling everyone and anyone that will listen that 'Sha is having a baby!!' Even total strangers.
{{enter blank face here}}
The other night Snappy goes to drop off lil snaps asthma medicine to her while she's at her nana's house -- the mother comes in and of course lil snap shouts for all to hear SHA'S HAVIN A BABY!!
lil snap's mom: oh really? why didn't YOU tell me that?
Snap: uhm.. because its none of your business, lol
LS mom: well, i guess this means your going to do LESS for lil snap now huh? i can't believe you!
Snap: LMAO!!!
What is wrong with people? This lady is nuts... then the icing on the cake was her saying ' well, i'm pregnant too! Really? Yes! The baby is due in February! Why do you have to lie to be a part of the conversation? Well.. I'm not pregnant now.. But I will be!
Drop kick her Jesus!!!
11 comments:
DEAD @ drop kick her Jesus. Lawd too damn funny!!!
LMAO too funny.
Thank goodness i never had to turn my big panty swag on, just those damn elastic band pants swag which is bad enough.
Wow! Nothing else just wow!
LMBO! Not "drop kick her Jesus!" OMG! You killed me Sha :)
That's gonna be my new catch phrase!
prime example of an ignorant bish, meaning Lil Snappy's mama. Why does she even care that u pregnant? i wouldve told her to kill herself
lol... I'm really waiting on the reality show. Fake babies and lil panties.
drop kick her jesus? LOLOLOL!! hilarious. you are a mess!
LMBAO @ "drop kick her jesus"...
Sha girl...you are hee-lar-i-ous!!!!
Err'bawdy done said it already. Girl u dumb. LMAO
Did she really feel THAT dayum left out? Retard.
I haven’t ventured into the big panty section yet. In due time, I suppose. I have 146 days left, so I’m trailing right behind you.
It’s crazy how ppl get fetal envy, or whatever it’s called. But yeah, a drop kick from Jesus should handle that, lol.
Oh no. That is just ridiculous. And just a tip about big panties - I avoided them the entire pregnancy. I went to Motherhood Maternity and purchased the stretch panties, the are briefs are were very comfortable.
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