****************FYI>>>>TMI AHEAD**************
I officially can't really see my cho-cha, which of course makes 'maintenance' pretty friking difficult. I mean, if I semi-suck in my stomach and twist my body at the oddest of angles I can see a little something, but not enough to feel safe doing anything, lol.
So, I said to myself and myself said hmmmm? I said self! Now, what is we gonna do about this here situation?! I mean, we seriously have a problem on our hands -- I have an afro growing on my bikini line!!!
A light bulb goes off in my head like ding! I know.... I'll just have Snappy wax me! How hard can it be? I'll just get one of those N.air kits... a few tugs and taa-daa! Mission accomplished.
Yeah..if only thats what happened..
So, I hop in the shower, hoping the steam will open up the hair pores making it easier to make me all shiny clean...
I come out, lay in the bed all ready for my close up, ya know? Snappy comes in looking all befuddled -- and that's when I shoulda aborted the damn mission! But, noooooo.... I keep pressing on not thinking it would be that bad.
Hmph.
My first sign that Snappy was gonna pull skin off with the hair was when he asked where to put the strips -- duh!!
So... the first strip goes down....
And sweet Mary mother of Jesus I think people in the next county heard me scream.
Imagine my shock when I look down and see that the damn strip is still stuck to my skin!!
And Snappy standing there looking at me all stupid like 'it didn't come off'.
Why Lawd?? WHY?!?!
Then and there I knew once he yanked that sucker off, I was gonna wrap the rest of that shyt up and try to return it to the store - minus one strip, lol.
So, after 3 gut wrenching tugs he finally gets the strip off ---along with a few hairs and a whole lot of my skin...
Moral of the story? God put hair down there for a reason!!!!
17 comments:
So...it was you I heard in the nail shop screaming the other day! LMAO. Too dang funny.
OH wow...OUCH!!!! I was reading it and feeling the pain over here!!!!! I could only imagine. I don't think I would have my man do it and this just confirms it. I would have to just get it done professionally if I can't do it myself.....
Yep...That's what happens when dare to nair!!!
::Trying to fight back the urge to LMAO::
EEKK! I feel your pain though. I just did something similar and I'm already regreting it....I told my man he better visit her often for all the pain I endure! LOL
You and Snappy are dangeros together. You will have plenty of stories to tell your child once he/she gets older.
Lol Hell nawl.
Ewwwww! I had to squeeze my legs closed b/c I felt your pain :/.
Why don't you get some bikini clippers? You don't really have to see your stuff to give yourself a fade down there. See, problem solved :).
Please, oh please, go to a salon/spa the next time. Unless Snappy is willing to watch/read instructions and video, I would continue to pay to have maintenace.
I made a mistake and thought I would wax myself once. I spent a bunch of money on a wax kit, with numbing cream, etc. Well...I had to end up asking my 12 year old to pull it off because I couldn't do it and hubby wasn't home. She was a little traumatized. I now just shave and use bump patrol.
yes he did and i NEVER want to try to do anything about it again after that story! OUCH!
I didn't need to read this! What the heck is the matter with you?
Okay, Sha Booie, I guess I need to do a post on why I was gone and what is going on with the department....It is not a happy story and I'm not sure how to say it.....
-One Man's Opinion.
LMAO!!!!
I relived this all over again and had the best laugh ever reading you guys comments, HAHAAA!!!!!
WOW!! I can't imagine how that felt. I've been getting my eyebrows waxed for about 3 years now and it hurts every freaking time.
yikes! reading this hurt! so not a good idea!
Sweet Jesus!! I crossed my legs and shed a tear because that sounded painful. Wow
HAHA! Ya'll are a mess!
OMG i knw that ish hurted!
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