I hate you...but only a little bit..

Can you tell that I've been in the best of moods lately? Yes, I've been having a rocking good time! Ya' know, with not sleeping through the night and all...it totally makes for a chipper day!

Anywho.. this blog is dedicated to you mr. train rider who insisted on standing in front of the door directly beside my seat on the train, so that every time the door opened you had to turn and hit me in the shoulder with your stupid newspaper. Yes --an especially big f_ _ k you, sir.

And to you slow walking tourist person, who stopped in the front of me every few steps to gawk at something you finds just so d@mn interesting like another mannequin, MOVE THE F_ _K OUT MY WAY!!!!

Last but not least on this extra special list....

I would be totally remiss if I forgot to mention you mr. co-worker, whom I affectionately refer to as A.merican Dad (behind your back of course). Thank you so much for wearing that extremely strong obnoxiously loud smelling cologne to work day in and day out. For you sir are the reason I gag every time I have to go to the bathroom making this a 2 -for- 1 trip. Nothing says lovin' like having to puke and pee simultaneously.