Broken glass! Everywhere! If it ain't about the money..

**Disclaimer** I in no way, shape or form find abuse or violence funny -- but because this is my life, my blog and sheeeeiiiitt...I can say what I damn well please, because I like to laugh at people. Mainly myself..and things that happened yesterday...

So, on Saturday I woke with a bytch of an attitude. Snappy comes home from the gym and I ask for his lighter because I felt like lighting one of my candles... my mom was over and sitting on the couch. Snappy denies said request for borrowing his fire starter and I don't blame him, because just the other day I threatened to light HIS @ss on fire -- but said I wouldn't because I love him..and it's illegal.

Anywho... he said I always loose his lighter, wouldn't give it up and put it back in his pocket. Ohhh...chile! Iffin ya'll coulda seen the devil in my eyes! I went in his pocket, took the lighter, used it, then walked halfway across the apartment to throw it at him. That was my mother's cue to excuse herself and she bounced, lol.

Snappy comes storming after me ranting and raving about what's my problem. Uhmmm..lets see... for starters my back hurts, I'm hungry and I'm constipated! Should I go on? So, he gives me the silent treatment - until Sunday - when I said, F this I've had enough!

I put his pillows outside the bedroom, my way of saying sleep in the other bedroom since your ignoring me. Think he got the hint? NO! He comes in the room anyway and gets in bed. What do I do? Turn on all the lights, open all the windows, blast music from my I.pod doc and scream , IF YOU AINT TALKING TO ME YOU CAN EITHER GO IN THE OTHER ROOM OR AINT NO ONE GETTING ANY SLEEP IN HERE TONIGHT!!!

Know what he does? Throws my i.pod AND dock! Hmph. Mama ain't like that to much, so I smash is phone, lol.

Can you hear me now, Beeesh?!